This Is Not A Test, But We're Still Failing

This Is Not A Test, But We're Still Failing by Marcin Wojdyna

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Book details

Publication date: 1 November 2025

Format: Paperback / eBook

Genre: Literary fiction

Language: English

Trim size: 5.5 × 8.5 inches

Page count: 86 pages

ISBN: 978-1-9191668-2-7

Welcome to a museum dedicated to humanity’s greatest failures.

A dark satirical tour through the exhibits of our species’ worst ideas.

In This Is Not a Test, But We’re Still Failing, a narrator and a quietly perceptive talking American Bully dog wander through a museum dedicated to humanity’s greatest missteps. Each room reveals another exhibit: political disasters, technological hubris, social media absurdities, and the quiet everyday choices that shape the world.

Some are darkly funny.

Some are uncomfortably familiar.

Blending satire, philosophy, and dark humour, this book explores how we got here, why we keep repeating the same mistakes, and whether we’re capable of learning from them.

The museum is fictional.

The failures are not.

Read the prologue

I didn't plan to visit the Museum of Failures. If you'd asked me that morning where I'd be by sunset, I might have said "working late," or "getting something done," or whatever else passes for purpose these days.

Bris trotted along beside me like he always does. He doesn't wear a lead. Never needed one; his sense of direction is better than most of the people I know. He stops when I stop. Starts when I do. When he looks up at me, it's like he's checking whether I'm still worth following.

We passed closed shops with window vinyl peeling at the corners. A busker playing a guitar in the wrong key. A drunk fighting a lamppost. A woman walking quickly past them all. Just the city as it has always been: improvising.

The Museum stood between a boarded-up tanning salon and a barely surviving bakery. The facade was plain brick, the signage faded but clear: The Museum of Failures. No neon. No branding. Just the words, like it didn't need to explain itself.

"Looks cheerful," Bris said.

Inside, the air was cool and dry. The kind of dryness you only find in places with files and regrets. The floor tiles echoed faintly underfoot.

A sign leaned on a crooked stand beside an unmanned desk. It read: Welcome to the Museum of Failures. Please lower your expectations accordingly.

Bris sniffed at a potted plant that may have been artificial.

"Finally," he muttered, "a place where disappointment isn't hidden in the small print."

I should have left then. Instead, I opened the door wider.

"After you," Bris said, like it was the most normal thing in the world.